Oh! Uh ... hi!

What? No, I'm not doing anything. Just, um, sitting here. Yup, just sitting here, me and my awesome four-oh-four sign.

So uhhhh, yeah ... I'm gonna guess that the address for the page you're looking for has probably been mis-typed or no longer exists or something. I'm not saying it's your fault but well, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, it happens. Everybody does it at least a few times. You can click my special magic link below, I'll be all like, "PUGGOW!!!," and you'll get back on track and then, you know, I'll just keep on going about my day.

By the way, it's totally not important, but, well, umm, yeah, I would feel totally horrible and bad and not good if you wasted your valuable time trying to explain to someone that I was here, so really, you don't have to go all the way out of your way to pain yourself telling people there was a innocent little pug hanging out over here. I mean, you'd just sound crazy and you're definitely not crazy so that's really just doing a big disservice to yourself that could be very easily avoided.

What? Oh yeah ... so, how about that garbage?! That crazy garbage, I mean I walked in the the room and was like, "WHAT?!?!". It was totally pulling itself out of the can. I told it to stop but then it was like, "you're a pug, why the heck would I listen to you, PUG?" Unbelievable. I mean garbage, gosh ... what a jerk.